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Haha! TAKE THAT DIB! You got hit with a DA snow ball!

It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!

Dib: WHA?! Two snowballs!? Oh suuure you messed up. I think you just want to bombard me with them, ZIM in disguise! I'm hitting you back for the doubles!

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Ha HA! You got hit with a DA snowball!

Dib is disqualified from the game for hitting ArenTheIrken back with a snowball.

Dib: ...... Aw well. What matters is that you got virtual snow in your face. Ha! *runs away then slips on ArentheIrken's snowball*

Zim: HA TAKE THAT STINK BEAST! I mean, HA! YOU FELL BUTT HEAD! *points and laughs*

Yes, yes now why don't you... I dunno, GET YOUR ORGANS EXPERIMENTED ON BY ME THE ALMIGHTY ZI-... AREN!

*pulls out a straight jacket* What's funny is that you don't know who I am... heh, poor miserable
human stink beast Dib who is about to be my 10000th experiment! *laughs evilly*

Dib: Quit making fun of my head! *rubs the back of his head as he gets up* My organs? Experiment? Uh... heck no at all! *runs off again avoiding the snowball*

Zim: *Follows after Dib* Come on Dib! Just one little Experiment? It won’t hurt! *mumbles under breath* you'll only explode... *yells over to Dib* Come on Dib! I'll give you a cool robot arm!

Dib: O_O Aw poop dookies... *still running* Gotta stall him... *stops, turns around and points behind Zim* Look! Something an evil alien would like!

Zim: *stops* Ooo where! *turns around* Heeeey.... I don't see anything I like! It's just a stinky old tree! *turns back to face Dib*

Dib: *gone baby* Woo! *running far ahead with arms thrusted in the air* I'm going to make it home!

Zim: *looks around* Where did the filthy earth boy go?!? Wait… CURSE YOU DIB AND YOUR POINTING! CURSE YOU!

Dib: Ha ha ha! *keeps running* One day Zim! I will get you! When you least expe- *trips over a puppy and falls on his face*

Zim: *runs over to Dib* YES! And now I will send you to your DOOM! And, um... you will stay being doomed and I'll experiment on you, then I'll blow you up and it'd be neat! Victory for Zim!

Dib: *looks around for something to grab, sees GIR sitting near him*

GIR: *waves his arms around while squeaking*

Dib: *snatches GIR and stands up using him as a weapon* NEVEEER! *slashes GIR at Zim*

GIR: SWISH!

Zim: GAH! GIR STOP BEING DIBS WEAPON OF CHOICE! ... NOW! *waves arms around trying to prevent on getting hit by GIR*

Dib: *prods Zim in the stomach to push him back*

GIR: STAB!

Zim: My squeedly spooch! *Zim backed away a bit* CURSE YOU DIB and your hurtful prodding!

Dib: BACK EVIL FIEND! BACK! *prods Zim in the eye with GIR, then peers behind Zim to see that puppy sitting there*

GIR: Helloooo master!

Zim: AUGH! MY EYE! *walking backwards rubbing his eye then Zim trips over the puppy* OWWW! *Zim just lays there for awhile* I'm in too much pain today... *Zim slowly gets back up* I'm going to go home now... THAT WAY I CAN MAKE A PLAN TO GET REVENGE ON YOOOOOOOOOOOU! *Zim says as he points to Dib then walks over to get GIR* Give GIR to Zim!

Dib: Ha! And you said you were going to experiment on my organs!

GIR: *starts drooling a brown goo*

Dib: Ew. *drops GIR*

GIR: DOOKIE! EHEEHEEHEE! I ate Mr. Hanky!

Dib: *cringes in disgust at GIR* Your robot eats... poop. That's gross.

Zim: Eh I know... I'M STILL GONNA EXPERIMENT ON YOUR ORGANS! BUT FOR NOW! I'm gonna get you back and… STUFF! *picks up GIR then smudges some of GIRs dookie on Dibs jacket while turning around, Zim looks over at Dib hearing the nasty noise of the dookie get smeared on something* Ew… you roll in dookie?

Dib: *looks at the smear in disgust* No. *glares at Zim* You think that's funny?

GIR: *slowly giggling but it increases speed*

Dib: *pointing* I am so going to get you back now. *turns around and walks* Ugh... Why am always getting doodee on this jacket?

GIR: LET'S BUY HAM! I WANNA HUG A HAM!

Zim: *was laughing as Dib looked at the smear on his jacket, Zim stopped laughing altogether once GIR spoke about wanting 'ham'* No GIR no ham! We have to think of a plan to get back at Dib once Dib gets back at me and... eh? Well anyway we have to plan a way to conquer Earth we don't have time for your filthy HAM! *Zim began to march still holding GIR*

GIR: But HAAAM! HAAAAAAM! I wanna sweet ham... just a slice... would be nice. *weeps* I wanna celebrate Christmas wit' the hobos! *sobs uncontrollabley*

Zim: *aggravated* No GIR... No ham... no Christmas celebration... NO HOBOS! They smell of meat and DIRT! Plus hobos know everything, from what I've heard the hobo in the back ally knows where I live! So... NO HAM AND HOBOS! WE NEED A PLAN TO TAKE OVER EARTH! NO HOBO-HAM! WE NEED A PLAN! Ok GIR? We... need... a... plan... to conquer... earth! *Zim said it nice and slow for GIR to understand* do... you... understand?

GIR: *breaks into a shrill scream then falls silent* ... Hey how 'bout we ask the hobos how to take over da' Earth?

Zim: *thinks about it* Hm... maybe the hobos DO KNOW HOW to take over earth! Good job GIR!

GIR: Yeeee! ^^ I dun' good! *claps like a seal*

Zim: Ok GIR we will see this hobo man tomorrow! Till then I'll try coming up with my own ideas for world conquest... *Zim opened the door to his house and walked in putting down GIR, then he walks off to his 'toilet'* Don't do any screaming, cause that wreaks my thoughts and makes my plans all, junky! SO GIR be QUIET! *Zim then went into his lab*

GIR: *whisper* Beee... quieeet...? *looks around nervously* I CAN'T DO THAT FOR NOONE! *breaks into a scream then stuffs his head between the couch muffling him*
(Few minutes later...)
.... Hey a peanut! *pulls out a peanut from the couch then climbs out from between the seats and just sits on top of the couch staring at the peanut* YOU MY FRIEND! *slaps his mouth shut, after awhile he vibrates with excitement*

Zim was down in his lab hearing all of GIRs screaming and yelling, every time GIR screamed Zim would twitch. Zim looked at his plan that was to be wrote on paper. Sadly, nothing was put down. "That idiotic robot and his annoying screaming! I got NOTHING! I can't think of a master plan if GIR is... FOOLING AROUND!" Zim tried to think once more. “Ok… maybe I can…”
(ooo different style)

GIR poked his head inside the lab from a tube above Zim. "Master." GIR said calmly at first. "I CAN'T DO THIS! I dunno how I'm gonna be quiet for sooo long! Christmas is only a few days aways! The jingly bells master? Do you hear them?" GIR said laughing hysterically. He was going mad from this silence that his master wanted.
(Being different is good!)

Zim looked up glaring at GIR, "No GIR... I DON'T plus I don't even want to hear the jingly bells! Now leave me BE! I'm trying to make a PLAN! But I have nothing as you can see... NOW GET OUT or you will be tied to the TREE!" Zim wasn't so happy at GIR's presents. All Zim wanted was peace and quit was that so hard, apparently to GIR it is. "Now why don't you go... get tacos or SomeTHING?" Zim asked wanting to get GIR out of there that way he can construct his 'evil' plan.

"YAY speaking in rhymes! Lemme try!" GIR said taking in a deep breath of air that was not required. "I found a peanut, it is a he nut, check out my salted peanut!" GIR dropped the peanut on Zim's head. GIR seemed to wait for a reaction.

Zim smacked away the peanut now trying to ignore GIR and think. "Stupid plan and... STUPID DIB!" Zim thought some more "If I get rid of Dib... then, will I be at success?" Zim asked himself then pondered.

GIR finally falls head first on top of Zim. "PEANUT!"

"MY SPINE!" Zim of course fell to the floor in pain. "GIR... GET OUT OF MY LAB NOW!" Zim got up cracking his spine then he picked up GIR "Ok GIR if you can't be quit here then why don't you go out side to play with the stink children?" Zim asked.

"I can play with stinky children!?" GIR said excitedly.

Zim was getting irritated ever so more "Yes GIR you can play with stinky children, just GET OUT OF MY LAB!" Zim yelled then turned around to think some more Zim mumbled a few things under his breath but you couldn't hear what he said. Zim looked behind him to see GIR still standing there "Your still here? GO AWAY!... NOW!" Zim then turned back to think.

"Jeez master, cheer up! Christmas is so soooon!" GIR said then skipping off happily outside in his little brother disguise. "Jingly bells, Robin smells, Batman laid an egg!"

Zim looked off to where GIR just ran "Humbug to Christmas and all it's filthy joy and frolicking children...." Zim turned back to his plan and tried thinking again.

GIR was busy at the store finding yuletide goodness, to make his master happy. "Okay, that's good... uh huh... yeah." he said to himself as he grabbed fruitcakes and puddings. He stopped to stare up at a large ham waiting for him near the deli. It shown in the light from the lamp above and stood out from all the other meats. "HAM!" he raced towards it and smacked into the glass. He stared at it dreamily. "I gotta eat that ham..."

Zim was still thinking "Maybe I can get rid of Dib... BUT HOW?!? That Dib stink always finds a way out of where he is and ruins my plains and saves his stupid PLANET! There's got to be a way! Replace his eyes? No... keep him locked away from anything else and make sure he has no LAPTOP and no way of communication to his precious sister!" Zim thought about that one "That might work..." Zim wrote it down on his plan sheet. "Now we're getting somewhere!" Zim smiled then tried to think of a plan to conquer earth.

GIR was humming a tune as he walked out out the supermarket. It was strange and randomly pitched. It would take him some time getting home with the food he was carrying above his head.

Cut to Dib who was spying on Zim all along with his spy bug, using his computer in his room. "Gasp! At least Zim hasn't removed this spy bug. Must of forgot. But GASP! Lock me away without any way of communication... oh... he's good." he rose up from his chair and shook a fist at the computer screen. "THEY MAY HAVE TRAINED YOU WELL ZIM BUT I'LL STOP YOU EVERY TIME!" he paused for a moment. "MAN IT FEELS GOOD YELLING VERY VERY LOUD!" He must of forgot about the other people in the house.

"BE QUIET!" Gaz yelled off from another room.

For Zim, he was looking around "Man... Dib's loud! I can hear that filth pig from here! Well once I get rid of him I'll only hear his last screams for help! HA and it'd be neat!" Zim chuckled then tried to think again maybe even add a few things to his 'Get Rid Of Dib Quick Plan' "Maybe I can... put a... I don't know a... HEY! I can make him my slave by putting a 'Obeying Chip' in his large disgusting head! Hm... I'll think about that one." Zim wrote it down on another plan sheet. Zim had 3 sheets in front of him. A Plan To Conquer Earth sheet, a 'Get Rid Of Dib Quick Plan' sheet, and the last, 'Might Use Plans' sheet, Zim was getting ready and hoping this might be the big plan that will conquer Earth once and for all.

"Son what have we discussed about talking very outloud to yourself on Sundays?" boomed Professor Membranes voice from his lab.

"Sorry!" Dib apologized but quickly concentrated back on Zim. "How'd he? Nevermind. That's alot of evil planning!" he slowly sank back into his chair listening to Zim continue. "Obeying chip in my head? I don't like the sound of that. But come on, what's the plan for world conquest? I've been waiting how long?" he continued to stare at the screen.

Zim thought as he stood over his plans. Zim still didn't have any thing on his Plan To Conquer Earth sheet. "I can't think of a little plan to conquer EARTH? WHY?!? I'm amazing enough! I should be able to think of one!" Zim thought a bit "Maybe I can... try to make the Earth soup again? ... Hm, or should I use Tak’s idea... I mean, The idea she stole from me... yeah. But with the on/off button with me! Gah that doesn't seem to be a good enough plan! WHY? Maybe cause it already happened. Ooo I know maybe I can try to ask the Tallest for that cannon I always wanted! Nothing seems to be a good enough plan... WHY!" Zim banged his fists on the table then pulled at his antenna.

GIR had reached home and put the food on the table. To surprise his master he poked out his head from behind him. "ASK THE HOBOS! They know all!"

Dib raised an eye at that suggestion. "Hobos? What does a hobo know?"

GIR repeated himself again. "THEY KNOW ALL!"

Zim was surprised by GIR and jumped a bit then Zim realized what GIR had just said and forgot to yell at him "The hobo... what? Oh yeah! The hobos! Ok GIR! Lets go ask the hobos! I'm sure they’d know!" Zim then marched off to get out of his lab and to the front door with his disguise on.

"Weeheeheehee!" GIR squealed as he hopped along side of him. "We can invite the hobo over and have a feast! YAY!"

"Some luck Zim's going to get." Dib said rolling his eyes and turning off the connection to the spy bug.

Zim shook his head "NO GIR no feast! We are just asking the hobo!" Zim was walking past Dib's house now. As Zim past Dib's house he was thinking of more better ways of destroying Dib, then Zim almost tripped over that same dog.
(I was just thinking... if Dib has a spy bug then why doesn't he add a camera to it or record anything that Zim is doing while Zim is in his lab without his disguise, makes me thinks!)

"Puppy!" GIR said enthusiastically. He wanted to eat him.

Dib was spying from the open window in his room. He then stuck his big head through it. "Hobos willl never give you advice on world domination Zim! So just quit while your ahead!" he yelled to him. Sometimes it would be better if he shut up.
(That's what makes Dib a moron like everybody else! :lol:)

Zim looked over at Dib "Oh... Dib! How horrible to see you! I'm planning something tomorrow... you know... a plan to take over earth! If you want you can stop by tomorrow and ruin it! I wont mind!” (that was obviously a trap or so) “And the hobo DOES KNOW! SO SHUT YOUR NOISE TUBE! YOU KNOW NOTHING!" Zim said pointing over at Dib's big head. "Is it me or did your head get larger?" Zim asked, starting to walk very slowly.
(I guess so! :rotfl:)

Dib looked almost provoked. "Oh yeah well... your pig dookie pies! And asking hobos is the dumbest thing I ever heard!"

GIR stuffed the puppy in his mouth.

Zim jumped back into his place "Oh yeah... YOUR A BUTT HEAD!" Zim said pointing at Dib "AND THE HOBO has to have some idea or plan of taking over EARTH!" Zim picked up GIR "Come on GIR!" Zim said marching off.

"I am not a butt head! Take it back!" Dib leaned more out of the window.

"Heeheehee booty..." GIR said sticking his tongue out and smiling.

Zim stopped and looked over at Dib "I don't think I will!" Zim snickered then continued walking "Dibs a... BUTT HEAD!" Zim said looking at Dib to see Dibs next move.

Dib shakes a threatening finger at him while loooking at him with one eye.

"Dib's a butt head, Dib's a butt head!" GIR began chanting.

Zim laughed then looked at Dib then laughed again then looked sick. "Dib butt head... EATING... GAH! I'll just picture you as a butt head NOT eating!" Zim looked at Dib again then slowly started laughing, "Well Dib I'd love to laugh at you all day but I got a hobo to find!" Zim began walking again "Eh one more round I guess..." Zim looked over at Dib again and started laughing "Ooo agony..." Zim thought about Dib being a butt head and crying for his mom. Zim once again laughed at Dib.

"Okay that's just naaastaaay!" GIR said.

"Why you little!" Dib seemed to want to strangle him. He poked his head back inside the house. A few seconds later he was out the front door waving around a bat while screaming a battle cry towards Zim.

Zim's smile seem to have faded "I think I went too far on insulting him! AHHHHHH!" Zim ran for it while he still could. "YOUR NOT A BUTT HEAD!" Zim said as he ran for his life.

I don't do nothing!" GIR tried wiggling free of Zim's grasp.

Dib still kept on chasing him down. Blinded fury of doom! He still kept on trying to swing at his head. Oh sugar honey ice tea!

Zim looked around then made a swift turn "Whew not a dead end!" Zim still had a tight grip on GIR "WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS MADMAN'S SIGHT!" Zim yelled as he ran into the park.
A few birds flew away as they approached.

"Fly away birdies!" GIR screamed flapping his arms.

"You can call me a big head but not a butt head!" Dib yelled, speeding towards Zim with the bat preparing for a huge swing.

Zim made a turn into a children’s playground "AHHH!" Zim ran past a few children. Zim was being slowed down by GIR, Zim had no choice but to let GIR go. Zim then aimed at Dib by looking back to see him, then Zim threw GIR at Dib's 'hard not to miss' head.

"NOOOO! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!" GIR screamed as he flew and smacked head first into Dib's head. They both we're sent flying. Dib had dropped the bat.

Kids looked up from the sand box they sat in and could see them heading their direction. "BIG HEAD!" one called and the children immediatly scattered. Dib and GIR landed in the sand box, sending a large cloud of dust upon impact.

Zim ran over to get GIR then he ran for it. "Whew we got away GIR! That was a close one! Now we go off to find that hobo!" Zim ran out of the park as quickly as possible to go out and look for the hobo.

GIR coughed up alot of sand.

Dib groaned as he got up and pulled off a toy truck from the back of his head.

Zim stopped and looked around "Where to go... GIR assist me and finding the hobo!"

"There's one over there!" GIR pointed at one familiar hobo sitting on a bench. He had a bag of corn in hand.

Zim walked over to the hobo "Hello eh... Hobo man! I'm here to ask you a few questions! AND I WANT THEM ANSWERED!" Zim yelled in the hobos face then backed away from the hobo being cautious and awaiting an answer.

"A few questions aye?" the hobo leans towards Zim. GIR tries reaching for the bag.

Zim leaned away from the hobo "Yes a few! Then I'll be on my way!" Zim said a bit concerned of the hobo.

"Well?" the hobo still stared grinning unintelligently. He leaned a bit back into his bench.

GIR frowned as he was out of reach for the bag with an ear of corn. "Aww.."

Zim didn't feel so comfortable with the hobo but he went on "What is your idea of how Earth can be ruled over?" Zim asked still standing in that one area.

"Taking out all the salt in the world my friend! But if you really want to know my idea..." he leaned towards Zim and whispered it.

Zim raised an eye "Eh? Could you... repeat that?" Zim asked not really hearing the hobo.

The hobo whispered it to him more slowly. Cow-powered giant rampaging robots? WTH?

Zim leaned away raising an eye "Cow-powered giant rampaging robots?" Zim thought about that "Hm..." being the moron Zim was he just might take that plan. "Any other ideas or that’s all." Zim asked.

"There's always making birds attack innocent people but I dunno... say... why are you asking me this stuff?" the hobo said pulling the corn out of his bag.

GIR began making random squealing noises. Highly annoying.

Zim held GIR's mouth shut "Uh... no reason! I'm just asking I'm making eh, a play for eh. My dogs birthday!" Zim said as he smiled innocently.

"My birthday?!" GIR said muffled then began squealing with excitement.

"Oh okay then." the homeless man shoved the ear of corn into his mouth.

Zim raised an eye "So do you got any other ideas?" Zim asked still holding GIR's mouth shut.

"Eehrrm..." the hobos mouth was full he just shook his head.

GIR tried squealing even louder and vibrating like crazy.

Zim dropped GIR "Ok... So you don't have anymore ideas... Ok GOOD NOW I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!" with that Zim picked up GIR and ran away with him to maybe speak to another hobo, if there were anymore.

"I wanted some corn... for my BIRTHDAY!" GIR said and began doing a jig in the air. "Corn corn corn corny corn!"

Zim ignored GIRs corn wantings "We need to find another hobo GIR! If we don't I'll just have to use the previous plan that hobo with the corn gave me, the one about the: Cow-powered giant rampaging robots! It just might work! But I need more ideas before I use that one!" Zim said as he stopped running to look around.

"That is the dumbest thing I ever heard!" Dib popped up from behind a random bush. "Cow-powered robots, honestly Zim. Steeping this low to ask a hobo for evil plans. Hobos aren't cut out for evil!"

"How he do that?" GIR says quickly.

"SILENCE! YOU KNOW NOTHING!" Zim yelled at Dib "I MIGHT use these ideas! I didn't say I was going to directly use these!" Zim said as he looked around for a hobo.

"Same thing... pfft... hobos. I'm going home." Dib walked away.

"There's hobos in the city!" GIR stated pointing a finger towards it.

Zim looked down at GIR, "GIR I don't want to get lost there... AGAIN!" Zim yelled. "Unless you have your guidance chip."

"Aw man." GIR sighed then forced his way out of Zim's grip. "I gotta check my ham!" the little disguised android ran off screaming a jibberish of complete high pitched babbles.

Zim didn't dare go off into the city without GIR. "I guess I'll go... Home and try to come up with a good evil plan..." Zim started to walk home.

GIR burst through the door to see the food still on the table and while screaming the whole time ran over, put the ham over his head, opened the oven door, and flung it inside. Closing it gently and the screaming coming to a stop. He set the oven for cooking then went off to do horrible preparations for other food.

Zim came inside the house and saw that the oven was on "GIR! What did I tell you about having the oven on?!?" Zim asked glaring over at GIR.

"Uhh... Always stuff an old witch inside?" GIR said blankly. He was too occupied with something else being stirred in a bowl.

Zim shook his head "No GIR that’s not it.... I always told you to always WATCH THE OVEN! We don't want our base to burn to the ground!" Zim said walking over to GIR "What are you making anyway?" Zim asked looking at what GIR was stirring.

"Oooh yeah..." GIR said slowly still stirring at what looked like moose toys in a gritty brownish batter.

Zim backed away from it "Ew..." Zim said as he got farther away "Well GIR just be careful with that oven! Now I'll be in my lab trying to construct a evil 'take over earth' plan" Zim said as he got into the toilet "And GIR, make sure no one gets in the house!" with that Zim went down into his lab.

"What does he think I am duuuh... stuupid?" GIR said with an attitude and muttered about him knowing better then to let anyone inside the house. Then the door bell rang.

"Goblin babies!" GIR dropped the spoon and ran over to the door to open it.

Zim heard the doorbell ring "GIR better not open that door... I swear if I see a Dib wearing black crawling on my walls and my ceiling I'm gonna... I dunno... Do... something about it..." Zim couldn't think of what he would do at the moment but to make sure GIR didn't open the door Zim came out of his lab with his disguise on and looked over to the door to see that GIR had opened it, "GIR" Zim yelled from his toilet.

GIR giggled sheepishly. The only one at the door was a pig that was just standing there. "It's my friend! PIG!" GIR put the dirty pig over his head. "See!"

Zim mumbled something about the pig being a crossbreed to Dib. "Well GIR just keep the door shut and don't let any big headed children in!" Zim went back into his lab to think "Ok that hobo kinda helped but I need a better plan! A plan to make Dib gasp and cry in a corner... But what will that PLAN BE!?!?" Zim sat in his chair to think some more.

"You can stay in my room pig! I'm makin' food!" GIR walked into his small dark little room. He turned on the lights and it revealed alot of huge rubber piggies in one corner and various toys. Alot of the rest of the room was things on the floor. Just a mess to roll in. He put the pig down and ran off back to the kitchen. He tried stirring the weird creation inside the bowl but it seemed to thicken like used play-dough.

Zim was down in his lab "Maybe I can... No scratch that... I need a good plan! A GOOD ONE!" Zim said as he raised his arms into the air "Something that Dib can't stop, something that wont have a flaw! SOMETHING GOOD!" Zim was thinking very hard on this and wasn't about to give up, after all this was his mission and he would do his Tallest proud just to complete it.

GIR tried stirring more, he even got ontop of the table and tried forcing the spoon to move. "Hmm..." he tried pulling it out with all his might, grunting as he tugged, but it seemed to harden like cement. He stopped as the smell of burning ham reached his non-existent nose. He turned his head to look at the oven. He raced over to and opened it, black smoke arising and the ham on fire. "Oopsie doodle..."

Zim didn't smell it, not yet anyway "Ok! Hungry, Hungry hippos! What the? What I'm I thinking!" Zim hit his head a couple times then the horrible smell of burnt ham came in "Eh, ham, burnt, OVEN!" Zim raced to the exit of his lab to see what was going on. Once Zim got out of his lab he glared over at GIR "GIR!! What have I told you about burning things in the oven?!?" Zim seemed to have told GIR a lot about not what to do with the oven and what will happen if it does occur.

GIR giggled sheepishly at his master. Then he overheard a strange sound, he turned his head to look at the bowl which was jerking across the table.

Zim looked over at the bowl then asked GIR slowly "GIR what were you mixing together in that bowl?" Zim asked while backing away from it. "You didn't mix any chemicals with it... did you?"

"What pffft nooo!...... yes." GIR twiddled his fingers and looked down at them.

The bowl began roaring, shaking, and rocking back and forth.

"IT'SSS ALIIIVE! AHAHAHAAHAAHAAA!" GIR said like a mad man. Which was very creepy.

Zim looked a bit scared "GIR what have I told you about using chemicals IN YOUR BAKING!?!?" Zim glared at GIR "We have to give this to Dib or something! GIR! Take this or throw it to Dib's front door before it eats me or you or... your PIG BUDDY!" Zim said pointing to the pig. Zim then looked over at the bowl and hid in his toilet a bit.

"AAAAAAAAAH! NOT MY PIG BUDDY!" GIR ran over to the bowl and picked it up then frantically ran out the door. He carried it all the way across the street before it jerked out of his grasp and splattered in the middle of the road. It started to bubble and lurch. GIR ran back inside screaming with his arms in the air.

That ham still was roasting nicely in the fire.

Zim ignored the ham for now "You brought it to Dib's HoUse!? That quickly?!?" Zim asked then looked over at the ham and screamed. "PUT IT OUUUT!" Zim ordered while pointing at it.

GIR shook his head. "It fell on the street!" he then looked over at the ham and ran over to it. Holding onto one foot and aiming at the ham he released stuff that would normally come out of a fire estinguisher and put it out. "Aww my ham..."

Zim looked out the window just to be careful and hope it didn't turn into a giant mutant monster thing "Hmmm..." Zim looked at it very closely.

The mixture started growing larger and larger. The very opposite of what Zim had hoped. It grew as high as a fence and started crawling like a slug... with moose toys on it's head!

"My mooses!" GIR said looking out the window.

Zim looked at the horror "Oh Dookie... How are we going to beat that?!?" Zim asked himself "This is all to horrible GIR! First I can't make up a plan to take over Earth now THIS!" Zim said gesturing to it with both arms out spread toward it.

GIR started tip-toeing away from his master and towards the lab entrance in the kitchen. When he had reached the toilet he turned around. "Wellgoodluckgettingridoftheblobmonsterma stergoodbye!" GIR prepared to dive in the bowl screaming.

"GIR!" Zim looked over to where go went "That stupid robot, I NEED HELP FIGHTING THAT THING!" Zim grumbled "Maybe I can get Dib to do it! He's the sole protector of Earth after all! Or so he says!" Zim had that little light bulb over his head as he smiled then his light bulb went out and he frowned "How am I going to get past the blob beast?!?" Zim thought and his light bulb had light once more! Zim then headed out the door quietly then tried to sneak past the blob thing.

GIR peeked from under the lid.

The blob beast was currently stealing candy from babies that were in the front of a house. He ate the candies hungrily and grew a few more inches.

"Guah!" Zim backed away from it. Then broke into a run toward Dib's house.

Luckily the monster was too busy helping himself to a little boy. He grew twice as large and the little child's face stuck out near the moose toys. He was trapped in a gloopy molasses colored blob of evil!

Dib was at home watching TV. It showed a one-eyed kitten that looked like a cyclops. "And they said I was being delusional..." he muttered, glaring at the screen. He looked over at Gaz. "So what are your opinions on deformed animals?"

Gaz looked over at Dib "I think they're ok..." Gaz said as she turned away. Gaz pulled out a book and began reading something, you couldn't see the title, but it did say something about beating something. Then there was loud knocking heard from the door.

"Hm, wonder who could that be..." Dib walked towards the door and opened it a crack. Once he sees Zim he became quickly paranoid. His eye twitched at every word he says. "ZIM! ALIEN! What do you want? ALIEN!? ZIM!?"

Zim looked off to where he last remembered the blob monster being, he looked around nervously "Dib, You call yourself the sole whatever of Earth right? Anyway, I need your help on this problem I'm having... GIR STARTED IT WITH HIS BAKING!" Zim yelled at the end of his sentence then looked around again.

"Aw what did you do now?" Dib groaned, he now looked unconcerned instead of looking like he was about to have a spasm any second. "Some kind of monster you created and now it's out of control?" he guessed.

"Eh well... GIR made it really, I was in my lab and GIR wanted to BAKE, and well it got all mutated and it's currently eating children..." Zim looked off to where it was again.

"... This is a trap isn't it?" Dib was about to close the door. Any so-called monster that ate children and Zim at your door talking about baked monsters certainly felt like one, or at least a lie.

"NO! It's not a trap! It's out roaming about, and eating... STUFF! GIR wont assist in helping to destroy it so I need your stinking human help!" Zim looked to see where the blob monster was "Come on Dib, humankind does matter to you doesn't it?" Zim asked.

For some reason a dog growl was inserted for Dib's irritated face. "Fine, but I'm on to you Zim." he closed the door and a few seconds later walked out of the house with his bookbag.

Zim looked at Dib's book bag "What that for?" Zim asked while pointing to it. But before Dib could answer that Zim began walking "It's over here where I last remembered seeing it!" Zim said while walking away to find it.

Dib followed looking at Zim peculiarly, trying to figure out what he was up to.

Zim walked all the way to his house and looked around for it "Hm... it was here a minute ago..." Zim pondered and started looking for it.

"Uh huh..." Dib said not believing him. "Maybe your just stupid."

Little did he see the gooey monster creeping up behind him with an open dripping mouth.

Zim stopped and glared over at Dib "I'm not stupid! You're the idiotic one who doesn't believe in the all knowing ZIM!" Zim stopped his speech about Dib being 'idiotic' and looked at the blob monster "Hey Dib I found the blob monster... It's right behind you!" Zim said pointing at the monster "Well Dib, good luck!" Zim then ran for it screaming.

"Hm?" Dib turned around to look up at it with his mouth agape. He went running after Zim. "Come back here you jerk!"

Zim continued to run "IT'S YOUR EARTH! GO PROTECT IT!" Zim yelled as he ran.

Dib glanced back to see the monster coming for him as he ran. "YOU JERK! I knew you set this up! Why didn't I see this coming? The sole protector of Earth eaten by a enormous rampaging creation of an evil alien, that by the way wants to... DESTROY MANKIND!" Dib stopped talking to himself for a moment and looked behind him again to see it coming nearer. "Oh pig dookie!" he ran past a tree and continued pursuing the extra-terrestial moron of doom.

The monster paused for a moment in front of the tree. Then began slowly absorbing it in it's goo.

Zim stopped and looked behind him seeing the monster taking it's time eating the tree, "Ok since the monster is off doing that, I can think of a plan to stop it, after all it is going to doom Earth and all manki- Wait! Why didn't I think of this before?" Zim stopped talking to think, "I can let it eat all mankind then stop it from going any further to eat me!... The perfect plan!" Zim laughed evily still not seeing Dib running up to him.

Dib pulled Zim by the collar, turning him face to face. He prodded him in the forehead a few times. "Oh no you don't! If you don't help me stop this thing." he forcefully dragged Zim to see the monster finishing up the tree "Then I'm taking you with humanity!"

The giant living blob looked over at them and it's giant mouth began to ooze.

Zim looked at the monster "Ok Dib if, eh you want it that way, I don’t really have a option if your just going to throw me in, I guess we’ll have to stop it, your going to help right?" Zim asked fearing the monster blob thing.

"Only if your on our side or something... Sure. Whatever." Dib said looking up a few times.

The monster roared mightily as it grew three times as large.

"It's getting bigger?" Dib grew more scared.

Zim's eyes widened "Why yes it is! It’s growing ever so larger! Bigger than a… a… I dunno… Now we need a plan! We have to plan out on how we are going to defeat the blob!” Zim said clenching his fists.

"Um... yeah." Dib let's go of Zim finally. "Ahem..." Dib pondered for awhile. "Do you know what it's made of?"

The blob just stared at them for awhile. Then a pigeon flew over it's head and it easily stretched up and chomped down on it. It later appeared stuck on it's back, scared.

Zim pondered "Well... It's made out of..." Zim paused and thought of what it looked like "From what I last remembered it looked something like: moose toys in a gritty brownish batter with a spoon in it ..." Zim said remembering the of what it looked like..

"So no freaky alien chemicals? How does moose toys in batter create something like that?" Dib said his hands gesturing to the huge monster now heading towards them again. "Hm... AAAH!" Dib runs towards Zim's house and got behind the fence.

Zim ran for it screaming as well but went into his house. Once Zim got in he slammed the door shut. Then he peaked his head out the window "Now that you mentioned it there was a chemical in it, I don't know which one, but there was one he put in. GIR might know or he might not. GIR doesn't pay attention into what he puts in his baking..." Zim said then thought about the waffles with soap in them. The window was about 7 inchs open.

"Lemme in!" Dib ran over and forced the window open more then stuffed his oversized head in and fell inside (possibly from gravity). He quickly rose up and looked out the window to see the beast of goo seem to forget about chasing them and concentrate on eating all the neighbors outside.
"I should probably get a sample of its goo to find out, at least we'd know what it's made out of. Then again sending things into space always works..." Dib thought and still seemed to ponder more.

Zim thought some too "Hm... how to get rid of a blob monster..." Zim thought of the space idea "Yeah sending it into space seems easy plus it might go into the sun! But we have to make this interesting so were just going to have to defeat it while it's on Earth!" Zim said looking at the blob monster. “Hm… Ok Dib go on and get a sample from the beast!” Zim said with a grin on his face, thinking of Dib’s big head getting stuck in a window is pretty funny!

"Dangit... I hate this channel." Dib set his book bag in front of him and began searching for something. "Why me?" He pulled out a small plastic-looking gun meant for taking samples. As he went out the front door he hoped to find samples that maybe slimed the sidewalk, with luck he found some stuck onto a fire hydrant and immediately collected it by the suction effect in the gun. "Hm... that was easy." he turned back to the house then stopped to see the huge brown glob, now bigger, right ontop of the roof looking over at him, as if he was going to pounce any second. "I'm not a delicious boy!" he turned and ran screaming and the monster did leap and slithered towards him, it was more faster somehow.

Zim saw the whole thing, “WOW! That’s fast!” Zim said watching the monster run after Dib. “Look at it go!” Zim seemed to just be watching this as if this was a monster movie. “Eh… well at least I’m stayin' alive." Zim said to himself then thought of that song. Zim shook his head and tried to figure out a way to get Dib out of the situation. “Maybe… Naw it can climb I’m guessing.” Zim thought again “Eh I’m sure it can go through things.” Zim tried thinking again then gave up and shouted over to Dib “YOUR ON YOUR OWN! Unless…” Zim stopped shouting “Unless… eh I don’t know…” Zim shouted over to Dib again “YUP YOUR ON YOU OWN!” Zim stopped shouting then grinned and started laughing. Zim then thought to himself, ‘if Dib gets eaten from it then I’ll have to get the DNA sample.’ “GAH! I’m just going to end up getting the DNA sample anyway! I might as well get it now and try to help Dib get out of there while I’m out there.” Zim grumbled then stepped outside to go and assist Dib.

"Hello! A rescue any minute would be nice!" Dib yelled as he passed by. The monster tried slamming extended tentacle-like arms on him now. Dib managed to zig-zag out of the way, screaming more. He made a run towards the house and it seemed close but then a tentacle stretched a little further and grabbed his leg. It started pulling him towards the beasts mouth. He grew hesitant and worried but then decided. "Catch!" he tossed the filled gun as far as he could to Zim. He then looked over at the large mouth just above his head. "Mother..." It swallowed him whole.
OH NOOS!

"Great jumpin' chili bean!" Zim said holding the gun, "I'm in great dookie now! Without Dib's help in destroying the monster I'll be without Dib's head for a sacrifice! I need something to throw at it while running for my life just in case but now I have nothing!" Zim stomped his foot then looked at the monster "AH!" Zim ran into his house "Now time to see the blob beast's DNA..." Zim said while running to his lab.

Dib popped back up, stuck on the side of the blob beast. He spit out some goo then looked around. "That wasn't so bad."

GIR was playing with two flimsy taquitos in the lab. Unaware of Zim's soon arrival.

Zim ran past GIR then stopped and went back to him "Computer can you analyze this?" Zim asked while holding the DNA up. Zim was looking at what GIR was playing with "Oh and GIR... No more baking for you." Zim said still holding up the gun.

The computer instantly picked up the DNA by a random arm and went off.

GIR burst instantly into a scream filled with tears. "But I like baking! I LOVES BAKING!" he ran over to his master and began shaking his head with the taquitos still in his hands. "BAAAKIIING! BAAAKIIING!" he then broke down crying on the floor, moaning. He didn't want Zim to take away his baking.

Zim looked irritated "No GIR. No baking and that's final. Your baking is so... Bad, That it causes doom things to roam on the planet. And in my Skool." Zim said remembering that one incident at Skool. "So NO BAKING!" Zim said then crossed his arms making it his final answer and it was also a sign that meant he wasn't going to change his mind about this either.

GIR threw his taquitos in the air and ran deep into the lab crying hysterically.

"Harsh... Oh um... I've concluded identifying the sample..." the computers voice said and a nearby monitor flashed images of moose toys, gingerbread dough, and Vortion liquid substance. "Seems that baking these at a certain degree can have horrible results."

Zim stared at it for a long time "Why does GIR have this craze to mix things that shouldn't be mixed?" Zim asked himself "Ok all I need to do is figure out how to stop it!" Zim said as he raised a finger into the air. "But how to stop it..." Zim thought about this.

"Oh yeah, take your time. There's no giant blob thing on top of the house..." the computer said sarcastically.

"GIANT BLOB THING ON THE HOUSE! NOO! Ok I need to thing faster until my brain cells pop!" Zim said then tried to think faster. Zim ran out of his lab to the living room, "Maybe I should get one of my laser weasels to distract it! But will that work?!?" Zim asked himself then carefully looked out the window to see if it really was on top of the house.

It didn't seem to be anywhere at first. But then a thick pile of dirty dough unexpectidly smacked the glass with Dib on, he was wincing in pain against the window.

Zim jumped backed and screamed at the top of his lungs, after awhile Zim saw that it was Dib on his window like a bug in pain. Zim was still a bit scared by Dib just landing on his window like that. "Gah it's only Dib! On my window... IN PAIN!" Zim said and watched Dib slide off.

"What's it's weakness?!" Dib shouted through the glass before getting slammed a few more times on the house, it was like he was glued to the beast. Aren't we glad to know Dib's had worse.

Zim smiled "Uh... I'll get back to you on that!" Zim said then started thinking of some possible weak ness.

"Okay... *slam* Take your time... *bam*" Dib managed to say. He continued getting thrashed around.

The roaring monster finally smashed the opposite window open with another slimy tentacle.

Zim stared at the broken window "I don't think I have time TO take my time... AHHH!" Zim ran for it screaming into GIR's room "Oh great I'm in GIR's ROOM!"

GIR so happenly was there, laying in a pile of rubber pigs, upset. "I miss you baking... microwave... toaster..." the list went on.

The slimey monster was quickly sqeezing inside.

Zim looked around "Shush GIR! Complain later! I need to find a way to get that blob beast out of here!..." Zim thought "GIR distract the beast and make it go outside to do other horrible things to thehumans!" Zim ran up to the pile of rubber pigs.

"Only if I can baaake agaain!" GIR said clasping his hands together, looking up at his master.

A few crashes were heard in the living room.
"AAAHHH!"

Zim's antenna shot up from hearing the crash, "Fine, fine! You can bake again just get it out of Zim's house!" he said while looking around nervously.

WOOHOO! GIREMY IS BACK BABY!" he said dancing around then jetting off in the living room. "Prepare for distraction!"

The monster was already eating the kitchen table. GIR had stopped to stare. "You big, huh?"

The blob looked over then let out a roar and started trying to snatch him. GIR easily dodged by clumsy walking around.

Zim watched by peaking over from a wall. Hoping that GIR wouldn't fail on this mission of his. He watched some more and hid every now and then. Zim looked to see if he could find Dib in the mess.

Dib was still stuck onto that monster but could see Zim from afar. He mouthed out 'What are you DOING?!'

GIR was doing the Running Man on the floor and the monster's strikes were still missing.

Zim raised an eye at Dib "WHAT?" then he just realized his error. Zim ran into another room while making weird noises as he ran.

The monster turned it's head and roared at Zim. It started slunking into the room while absorbing everything.

GIR had fell asleep on the floor.

Zim luckily ran into a room with a window "Window, must get through window!" Zim said with his voice a bit faster and low.

The monster was so close to wrapping it's jaw around Zim's green head. But was stuck halfway through the door. Dib was holding it back as long as possible with his arms grasping the sides of the entrance.

Zim looked over then screamed and ran to the window and tumbled out of it while screaming. Zim sat on the nice green grassy floor "Well that was easy..." Zim got up and luckily he was already in his human boy disguise. Zim then ran for it once more once he got farther from his house he hid behind a neighbors house and tried to contact GIR.

GIR instantly woke up and looked around, then a hologram screen appeared in front of his face. "Oooh!"

Dib kept on holding tight until the blob monster pulled lose without him and sqeezed through the window. Like an evil goopy katamari he was looking to getting bigger!
"Huh? I'm free!" Dib let go,"I'm free!"

"GIR! Come to Zim I eh..." Zim paused and tried to think of why he called GIR then got an idea, "I need your help GIR if I'm going to get rid of this blob monster. I need you to get it out of this disgusting human neighborhood and into the city... or a farm thing, wherever it's easier to get too!" Zim thought about the city and blob thing, and thought of how big it would get, "Uh... forget the city go to a farm..." Zim then waited for GIR to come.

"Okay dokey!" GIR yelled right behind Zim. Somehow he got there. GIR started squealing and waving his arms in front of the slimey beast and got it's attention instantly. He ran off towards the farm with the giant gooey thing following behind him snarling.

"What's the plan?" Dib asked Zim, leaning against the window and watching the brown blob slither off.

"Well I'm planning to get far from all human activity, like cities and blah and eh... Let the farm beasts eat it... or cover it in water... yeah." Zim thought of this again "The pig monsters should be able to eat it." then he looked over at Dib, "Is that a good enough plan for your mind to handle?" Zim asked.

"Your positive that slightly stupid plan will work?" Dib asked then climbed out the window.

Zim shrugged "I don't really care what happens to this planet of dirt of which you call home." then he got up and began walking toward the farm place to see what would happen next.

"Of course." Dib said with a groan and followed, expecting Zim to know where to go.

For GIR, on the way to the farm, it looked like a familiar scene from Katamari Damacy, I'm sorry but it really does. GIR would be pursued and the blob monster would slither with nothing stopping it due to it's huge size, it would absorb anything in it's path and it would show on later around it's body.

Zim stopped at a nearby hill, "WHOA! LOOK AT IT GO! Well Dib, I guess your planet IS doomed." Zim watched for a while "I wonder how long GIR can run from it..." he looked over at Dib and the blob, "Hey aren't you the sole whatever of Earth?" Zim asked. As you can tell, Zim didn't care for Dib or his planet. Zim was just watching the show until something horrible happened. Examples: like GIR gets eaten and yeah... You get the drill.

Dib looked paralyzed in with his mouth agape half the time Zim was talking. "We have to redirect it to the ocean, maybe off a cliff too!"

GIR ran through a mudpile filled with pigs and the blob just took them away. He ran inside the barn then jetted out and it just took every liftable thing inside it. GIR started heading back to his master, thinking he completed his mission. The blob monster pursued... it was relentless!

Zim raised an eye "Eh maybe you can do that..." Zim turned his head to watch again but saw GIR standing there and the monster coming, he screamed then ran for it, "BLOB BEAST! AHH!" he screamed while running. Zim ran as far as his little legs could take him. WEE!

"AHHH!" Dib yelled and ran as well then noticed a group of haystacks and ran that direction.

GIR was laughing insanely while following Zim. The monster was catching up clearly, you better get on your jets!

Zim saw the monster coming up toward him, Zim picked up GIR by the antenna, then Zim got on his jets and went much faster, Zim screamed as he almost rammed into the side of the barn, Zim flew upwards away from the blob monster's reach.

GIR squealed with supreme joy as they flew higher.

The blob monster stared, shrugged, then slithered away.

Dib had hid behind a random haystack and sighed when he caught sight of the blob beast leaving and heading to THE CITY?!
"Aw man!" he was beginning to regret being the sole protector of Earth.

"What we gonna do? What we gonna do? What we gonna do?" GIR asked, starting to like the rhythm coming from his words and soon began bopping his head.

Zim stopped screaming and looked at GIR, "BE QUIET!" he demanded as he slowed down, "Ok well at least the blob beast is going to the... eh... THE CITY!?!?" Zim accidentally turned off his jets and started heading down towards Earth. Zim screamed then put on his jets as he almost hit the barn. Zim turned off his jets again and laid there face first on the barn's roof, he got up and looked towards the city "If the blob monster gets more into the city then... We're DOOMED! It will slowly eat all the humans who live there then the buildings then... LETS PACK!" Zim decided as he picked up GIR. Zim jumped off the roof forgetting how tall the barn was and fell face first into the ground again.

"Hey Dirt, make me a bisguit!" GIR said.

"What to do, what to do?" Dib muttered to himself as he entered the city. He could hear screams of terror and see a few people scatter his direction. "Citizens in distress? That could be good thing!" Dib hoped for the army or something.

Zim got up off the floor, "Ok... that was stupid... TIME TO PACK! Or maybe help Dib get rid of it... GAH! I hate this planet... choices are hard to make on Earth... GIR! What do you think we should do?" Zim asked having no other person to ask of there opinion.

GIR looked up and stared at him for a long period of time then finally spoke. "...Yes!"

Back over to Dib. He walked out of a store with a soda and while walking down the street slurping and having some thought over the situation he came up with a plan, "Maybe if it rains... no that's stupid... it's not even cloudy today." Or not.

"Yes, what?" Zim asked looking down at GIR "Yes pack or yes help Dib?" Zim waited for GIR to reply. "Come on GIR... Tell Zim! Be a good boy!" Zim began to walk while waiting for GIR to answer.

GIR grunted as he thought hard, he never was asked for his personal decision before because he really didn't care . "Yes... help... pack... Dib? Help... Dib... pack?" he knocked on his head a couple of times. "...I'm gonna watch TV!" GIR ran off towards home, having made the easiest decision.

Dib caught up to the blob monster who was now scaling a skyscraper. Tanks and planes had already arrived. "This is starting to look like a familiar scene."

Zim watched GIR run off, "STUPID ROBOT! Why did I ask him in the first place? Well... I guess I'll help Dib pack I mean help Dib get rid of the thing..." Zim began to walk towards the city to find Dib. Once Zim got there he looked up at that same skyscraper "Hm... That's odd... Oh! There's the big headed beast!" Zim walked over to Dib, "Dib I'm here to help you pack! … Grr, I mean help you defeat the blob monster." Zim looked up at it. "So your just gonna watch too?" Zim asked.

"Whuh? Oh Zim! Your finally going to do something smart and not dumb... and bad?" Dib glared at him then looked back up at the skyscraper. "I think the army will take care of the blob thing... I think."

The blob monster had reached the top and roared. Planes started circling it and it grew angry and attempted to lash out at them. They rapidly fired then soared above it for another round of shots.

"Wait... that thing can't be destroyed by bullets. I have to tell them!" Dib ran to the tanks making frantic noises. "Stop shooting! It doesn't work! You can't destroy it that way!"
"Oh my good waffles it's that crazy boy again. What is it this time you crazy boy?" the soldier asked sounding rather annoyed.
"The blob monster came from this alien's house and uh..." he looked over at Zim "What's it made of?"

Zim looked at Dib, "Eh a few moose toys and some sort of gritty brownish batter with some chemicals I told GIR NOT TO MIX IN HIS BAKING!" Zim looked a bit aggravated after he said that, then Zim began to walk toward Dib "What are you doing here anyway?" he asked.

Dib stared at him for awhile, ignored his question and looked back at the soldier. "It's made of alien chemicals and-and moose toys!"
The soldier stared at him for a long moment. "How do we stop it then? Missiles? Atomic bombs? Machine guns?"

"Uhhh... water?" Dib said sounding unsure.

"Somebody put this boy in a crazy bucket!"

"AAAHHH!" Dib turned and ran. A few military men pursued him as he went around the corner.

Zim watched and laughed a bit, "Dib in a crazy can again!" Zim looked back up to see what the beast was doing.

The blob had grabbed a plane and devoured it. Then began reaching for the other planes.

"Aw peanuts. This doesn't look good at all." the soldier stared. He then looked over at another soldier. "Call for backup."
The soldiers returned from the corner. One walked over to him. "Lost him sir. Some how. We lost the crazy boy."
"Dang. What's wrong with you people? I want to see some results! RESULTS!"

Zim walked over to the corner and stopped to look for Dib "I need Dib's help in order to beat the blob!" Zim walked on to look some more.

Dib was running back then stopped abruptly in front of Zim, panting.

Zim leaned away not wanting to get hit with Dib's head, "So... Your not going to be in a crazy can?" Zim asked.

"No..." Dib finally stopped panting. "We have to get rid of that monster somehow." he leaned over from the corner to see the blob creature still roaring at the top of the skyscraper. "Maybe if we constructed a huge bucket full of water over it's head..."

Zim thought about it "Hmmm.... You ARE crazy..." then he thought how it would be made and more junk and world going boom... random dookie... slowly going off track. Zim got back on track after staring at Dibs head blankly "Ok... So, your plan is to... Wash it out? ..... I GOT AN IDEA!" with that Zim ran off somewhere leaving Dib clueless.

"Hey! Quit leaving me clueless!" Dib was about to run but right then exhaustion hit him. "Slow down you..." he followed at a slow running pace. "Y'know... I had to outrun like five trained soldiers!"

Zim stopped, looking aggravated "MOVE FASTER HUMAN!" Zim stood waiting for Dib to get there. "So you want to know my plan?" Zim asked still standing there.

Dib caught up and took a breather again. "Yes! Of course!"

"Ok... You remember that HUGE water balloon right?" Zim asked, "Cause I'm going use that! And I'm sure that it will get rid of this blob monster!" Zim said as he smiled, not only was he thinking of the blob beast going away, but also some humans.

"Your up to something." Dib glared, Zim's little grin gave it away. "And I already know what it is. We will not use a giant water balloon."

Zim looked at him blankly for a second, "YOU LIE! You don't know what I'm going to do with it! I'm just going to wash away the blob beast that's all. I'm not planning anything evil that may drown some humans!" Zim replied as he glared back while crossing his arms.

Dib's left eye began twitching as he held his temper. "No... giant... water... balloons."
An explosion was heard in the background, followed by the roaring of the blob creature.

Zim narrowed his eyes then thought of something, "Fine Dib, I guess I wont be able to help you in ANY other way..." Zim smiled then looked over too see what had just happened.

Dib face grew worried, he turned around and yelled at the sky. "Please! Just a little precipitation? PLEASE!" his arms then dropped as he sighed reluctantly, feeling there could be no other choice. "Okay... I guess."

Planes have crashed on all the tanks in a fiery inferno. Preetty.

Zim ooo'd at the crash it was indeed pretty! "So I can continue with the water balloon? VICTORY FOR ZIM!" Zim raised both of his fists into the air then started to head for his house.

"I'm going to regret this for the rest of my life..." Dib muttered as he followed behind.

CUT TO ZIM'S HOUSE:
Zim was already heading to the teleporters, then he stopped and turned to Dib, "Dib... get out of my house, I don't trust your filthy human body in MY house." Zim waited for Dib to get out of his house.

"Oh come on I wont do nothing!" Dib stood his ground, 'I'd rather not be out there...' he thought. He motioned to the couch. "Look I'll just sit on this couch and not move at all." he sat down in the center and tried playing innocent little boy.

"I can see someone's stinky BOOTIE!" GIR's voice muffled from under him. "It's huge!"

"What the-" Dib moved to the side where GIR poked out his head.

"You got my potatos?"

Zim ignored GIR "I don't like you in my house... FOR ANY REASON! Even if this does have to do with saving your stupid planet! ... I'll be waiting until you leave then..." Zim stood then waited a few minutes. Zim couldn’t take the wait "Fine as long as you stay out of my lab or anything else blah, blah, blah." Zim began to walk then he paused, "GIR! Keep an eye on the human." With that Zim walked in to the room and so on and so forth.

Dib sat in silence. Then, after awhile, his eyes traveled to GIR who's blue glowing eyes were fixed on Dib, slowly zooming in and out of his head. Still silence. Then Dib finally fakely coughed for conversation. "So... know any of Zim's evil plans?"
"Maaaybeee" GIR lied.
"Really? Will you tell me?"
"You gotta gimme somethin'!"
"Oh...... What? Nachos or something?"
GIR shook his head, grinning. "Somethin' else." he tugged at Dib's trenchcoat.
"My jacket? No way! Isn't there something else?"
GIR just stared blankly, waiting for Dib to give in.
"Aw come on."
No reply. Dib heavily sighed and started taking off his jacket. GIR presently beamed.

For Zim he was already in the space station getting everything ready, Zim then pressed a button. Back down on earth, the ground started rumbling, a few seconds later that same familiar tornado of water started to lift in to the air. Zim giggled evilly for a second as he turned around his chair to face the water balloon. Once there was enough water to fit in the water balloon he pulled some levers and closed off the end of the balloon so that no water escapes it. Two tube thingies emerge from the ceiling and cover Zim's hands. They lift off and now Zim has big gloves on. "Ok now to tie the end of it and OK! Now humans get ready for your... SECOND ROUND OF DOOM!" Zim laughed evilly as the camera pans out of the space station to see the balloon. Zim's laughs echo though out space as he targets the blob beast. Zim turns around the whole space station so that the balloon faces earth, then he lets it drop down toward Earth, Zim quickly turns his chair and presses a button. As the balloon falls to Earth you can see an upward angle from Zim's roof top, a force field covers the house and it's lawn. The large balloon makes a shadow even around Zim's house. The balloon slowly came down. About to pop upon the city.

"Okay, I hate myself." Dib concluded as he looked out the window and watched the sky grow darker.

GIR jumped on top of his head, now wearing Dib's trench coat, to see and giggled madly till impact.

And then it finally happened! Zim could see the splash from space, he ooo’ed as he saw it fly up. Back down on Earth every house and building was destroyed, except Zim's house. The force field went down. Zim came up to the living room, "What an impact huh?!" Zim asked happily.

Dib's face could say a million words based on how horrified he was. Watching houses collapse and kids from school being tossed around was... well he actually liked watching the kids get tossed around... but still! The widespread damage! "I don't think we needed that much water Zim..." Dib turned around and glared. "But since your robot told me your next evil plan and you got rid of the monster, I think I'll spare you this time of vengeance..." he ran to the door "until we meet